don't be so bald

well. to get over the (alleged) coke horror, let us turn to an oldie, but totally awesome, blog posting, yes?

http://www.tremble.com/scribblins/000539.html

to wit:

"Wow. Leave your balls alone. Seriously, holy cow. Those are your balls. You guys are sitting, maybe, three feet apart. Jesus, man. There is not a dating guidebook in the world that would even conceive of writing a chapter called "Don't Play With Your Balls (on the First Date)" because any mammal with the gift of literacy would not even consider this a "Do I or Don't I?" kind of question. Wow. There you go again."